that’s not an error. the thermometer does in fact say -2….NEGATIVE! TWO! and that was in the middle of the day. we set an all time low record temperature today at a numbing -15 degrees. fuck me. it’s cold. when i win the lottery i plan on buying a house on a warm, tropical island somewhere. i’m a misplaced beach bum who somehow ended up in the frigid rocky mountains. most days it is absolutely beautiful here, but on days like today, when the mercury plunges to all-time lows and the cabin fever rises to pyretic levels, i dream of warm aqua water, sun-baked white sand, and palm trees swaying in the breeze.
perilous domesticity 